Giveaways and Samples
Would I like to review your product? … Maybe!
I always want to share the latest and greatest products with my audience, but please understand when it comes to reviews, I call it as I see it. Therefore, I cannot promise a favorable review for any product nor can I ship samples back to you.
If I like your product, I will eagerly share it with my audience (I might even do a video review!); if I don’t, I’ll keep mum (i.e., I’m not going to write a bad review, I just won’t review it at all). Deal?
To get in touch, please email Melissa.
Advertising and PR
I’m not currently offering advertising, sorry. It takes too much away from the user experience.
PR people, I love you but I don’t care if a celebrity is using your product. Especially if it is Kim Kardashian.
I do want to know you and get product updates, so please keep in touch.
If you’d like to contact me for any reason (other than to sue me), please email my peeps. If you want to sue me, please call 415-555-5555.
I’m sorry, we cannot offer sleep or feeding advice to individuals (there are just too damn many of you!). But I still love you.